The Book of ARmaments

[SteelThunder]

A reading from the book of ARmaments, Chapter 15, verses 5 through 56:

And Saint Gabriel raised the rifle up on high saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Service Rifle that with it Thou mayest shoot X's and Tens, in Thy mercy".

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou load thy magazines, and the loading shall be two and eight, with the first magazine being two, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shoot, and the number of shooting shall be two.

Three shalt thou not shoot, neither shootest thou one, excepting that thou then proceedest to two.

Five is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, changest thou thy magazine and proceedest with thy course of fire. Shootest thou until thy bolt lockest back lest thou be considered naughty in my sight."

Amen.

-- stolen from CMP facebook group

[jtdiver]