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To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!

Started by Cooper, May 11, 2011, 07:24:10 PM

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Cooper

May 11, 2011, 07:24:10 PM
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The Committee of Observation has discovered that a dreaded Viking Green Hat from the North plans a drive on the Missouri/Arkansas border to reconnoiter the strength and dedication of Southern Patriots.  Can they fill the lines at Fair Liberty's Call, or do they value their Freedoms too lightly to rise from the couch and muster to meet the threat?  Minnesota's instructor cadre has already raided and annexed western WI, eastern NE, ND & SD and northern IA!!  Will Missouri be the next to fall to the Viking invaders?  Bring your kit, your cartridge boxes and your rifle to Washburn, MO for the weekend of June 4-5 and help prevent another War of Northern Aggression!

Sound the alarms!  Light the signal fires!  Let churchbells ring to warn of the impending peril!  Muster your family, friends, coworkers and random bums off the street if necessary!   @@) @@) @@)   Only a full line of Southern Patriot defenders can dissuade a full Northern Viking raiding party from ravaging MO and annexing it by year's end...   >:D  :---> :D  :--- >:D

Register now for an epic event of cross-pollination for the sake of the Nation!   http://www.eventbrite.com/event/1288025519%20%20%20%20%20    Heed the call to protect your women, children and drawl from a Viking horde...

Meet the dreaded "Cooper, the blunt and universally irritating," Jackie the Rifledog (the canine mascot of Minnesota and Wisconsin), and the Acton Minuteman that mysteriously follows them from 'seed to shining 'seed.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hear of Forefathers willing to bleed and die.  And your marksmanship just might improve.

INSTRUCTORS !!  sign up and stand shoulder to shoulder with your brother Kent!  Then send your email address to mom4rmhell@gmail.com to receive a copy of the COF/POI.

"This Appleseed thing doesn't look like it would be for everyone, but it really is." Zac, age 7  كافر
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." ~ Thomas Paine    "Cooper, you're an a**hole!" - recent Shoot Boss's compliment
"I don't know where "brave" leaves off and "foolish" picks up, but you've certainly got your share of courage." - FuzzyMath
"For the Rifle!, the Rifle!, in our hands will prove no trifle!" ~from the lyrics of "The Bennington Riflemen"
Understand the urgency of our mission; no amount of bailing can raise a sunken ship.
I don't want to be forced back into the darkness. 

"Shut up and color." - slim

Two Wolves

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May 12, 2011, 01:37:41 AM
Cooper, be very careful if you approach the Texas border.  &)  Many famous battles were fought here and we Texans prevailed.  !@#)  We welcome visitors but any talk of a raid would be unwise.   :'( Texas is like a whole nother country. We find Northerner's lost here all the time.  ++) On the other hand our Southern hostility hospitality is excellent. Good luck ~Two Wolves  **)  **)  **)
A moral compass provides a basis for making decisions; an action is good or bad, right or wrong when viewed in the light of the individual's moral bearing. If no moral compass exists for the individual, then decisions and actions are made on the basis of purely subjective thoughts. This leads to "If it makes me happy, or makes me feel good, or if it's something I simply want to do, then it is right and good."

Blue Five

#2
May 12, 2011, 09:50:47 AM
I wish I could show up and defend my ancestor's southern pride!
"Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here!" ~Captain John Parker, April 19, 1775.

Molōn labe! :--- 

plinker

#3
May 12, 2011, 11:07:23 AM
Well, if we can't outshoot the invaders, we'll just feed them BBQ until they pop!

K98Al

#4
May 12, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
I'd be real careful going through Oklahoma if I were you. Wild Indians and unreconstructed Rebels abound here, and more than one yankee has disappeared never to be heard from again.....

They have BBQ in Texas?????? ;D
Before we can defeat our external enemies, we must first meet and defeat everything in ourselves that is weak, lazy, and cowardly; everything in our character that is materialistic rather than spiritual, which seeks weak compromise and accommodation rather than struggle and victory.

Cooper

#5
May 14, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
thank y'all for your instruction and insight.

back to plowing and planting...

Coop
"This Appleseed thing doesn't look like it would be for everyone, but it really is." Zac, age 7  كافر
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." ~ Thomas Paine    "Cooper, you're an a**hole!" - recent Shoot Boss's compliment
"I don't know where "brave" leaves off and "foolish" picks up, but you've certainly got your share of courage." - FuzzyMath
"For the Rifle!, the Rifle!, in our hands will prove no trifle!" ~from the lyrics of "The Bennington Riflemen"
Understand the urgency of our mission; no amount of bailing can raise a sunken ship.
I don't want to be forced back into the darkness. 

"Shut up and color." - slim

Two Wolves

#6
May 14, 2011, 08:36:09 PM
Coop, You are definitely an inspiration to us all. Thank You.
A moral compass provides a basis for making decisions; an action is good or bad, right or wrong when viewed in the light of the individual's moral bearing. If no moral compass exists for the individual, then decisions and actions are made on the basis of purely subjective thoughts. This leads to "If it makes me happy, or makes me feel good, or if it's something I simply want to do, then it is right and good."
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