The Appleseed Store now has knit orange hats for Orange Hats! While they won't be an issue item, they are available for purchase for $11 on the Store website at https://store.rwvaappleseed.com/product143.html (https://store.rwvaappleseed.com/product143.html).
Out-friggin-standing, sir.
Thanks for making this a reality!
Damn-it-Jim....You mean I cannot freeze my IITs any longer.......Now, how will I torture them??????