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Your Appleseed State Board => Texas => Topic started by: Cooper on May 11, 2011, 07:24:10 PM

Title: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: Cooper on May 11, 2011, 07:24:10 PM
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The Committee of Observation has discovered that a dreaded Viking Green Hat from the North plans a drive on the Missouri/Arkansas border to reconnoiter the strength and dedication of Southern Patriots.  Can they fill the lines at Fair Liberty's Call, or do they value their Freedoms too lightly to rise from the couch and muster to meet the threat?  Minnesota's instructor cadre has already raided and annexed western WI, eastern NE, ND & SD and northern IA!!  Will Missouri be the next to fall to the Viking invaders?  Bring your kit, your cartridge boxes and your rifle to Washburn, MO for the weekend of June 4-5 and help prevent another War of Northern Aggression!

Sound the alarms!  Light the signal fires!  Let churchbells ring to warn of the impending peril!  Muster your family, friends, coworkers and random bums off the street if necessary!   @@) @@) @@)   Only a full line of Southern Patriot defenders can dissuade a full Northern Viking raiding party from ravaging MO and annexing it by year's end...   >:D  :---> :D  :--- >:D

Register now for an epic event of cross-pollination for the sake of the Nation!   http://www.eventbrite.com/event/1288025519%20%20%20%20%20    Heed the call to protect your women, children and drawl from a Viking horde...

Meet the dreaded "Cooper, the blunt and universally irritating," Jackie the Rifledog (the canine mascot of Minnesota and Wisconsin), and the Acton Minuteman that mysteriously follows them from 'seed to shining 'seed.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hear of Forefathers willing to bleed and die.  And your marksmanship just might improve.

INSTRUCTORS !!  sign up and stand shoulder to shoulder with your brother Kent!  Then send your email address to mom4rmhell@gmail.com to receive a copy of the COF/POI.

Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: Two Wolves on May 12, 2011, 01:37:41 AM
Cooper, be very careful if you approach the Texas border.  &)  Many famous battles were fought here and we Texans prevailed.  !@#)  We welcome visitors but any talk of a raid would be unwise.   :'( Texas is like a whole nother country. We find Northerner's lost here all the time.  ++) On the other hand our Southern hostility hospitality is excellent. Good luck ~Two Wolves  **)  **)  **)
Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: Blue Five on May 12, 2011, 09:50:47 AM
I wish I could show up and defend my ancestor's southern pride!
Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: plinker on May 12, 2011, 11:07:23 AM
Well, if we can't outshoot the invaders, we'll just feed them BBQ until they pop!
Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: K98Al on May 12, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
I'd be real careful going through Oklahoma if I were you. Wild Indians and unreconstructed Rebels abound here, and more than one yankee has disappeared never to be heard from again.....

They have BBQ in Texas?????? ;D
Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: Cooper on May 14, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
thank y'all for your instruction and insight.

back to plowing and planting...

Coop
Title: Re: To Arms! Northern Invader Plans Raid Nearly To Texas Border !!
Post by: Two Wolves on May 14, 2011, 08:36:09 PM
Coop, You are definitely an inspiration to us all. Thank You.