The Time Monkey
July 8th, 2009 . by FredWe say at Appleseeds - those weekend heritage and rifle marksmanship events put on by the Revolutionary War Veterans Association - that our instructors have “a time monkey on their back.”
By that we mean there’s a lot to get accomplished in two short days, both marksmanship-wise and heritage- and history-wise.
“Too much to do, too little time” is another way to look at it.
So you quickly understand your biggest hurdle is time management.
There’s no room for “wasted” time or “slack” time.
And it falls on the shoulders of the SB (the “Shoot Boss”, the guy in charge of the Appleseed) to keep the pressure on, to keep things moving, to provide the kind of drive it will take to get all accomplished.
“Drive” is a fairly rare commodity, these days.
It’s not easy, not an easy task for modern Americans.
But definitely a critical task: the success of the Appleseed depends on it.
Which is why we say the “Shoot Boss” has a “monkey” - a “time monkey” - on his shoulders - or on his back.
In a larger sense, the entire Appleseed program has a “time monkey” on its back.
Time is not unlimited. Especially if you believe the future of the country is at risk. And there’s a need to ’save’ it.
To stop the train from going off the rails (or, as some of us would say - “too late for that - better focus on how we get it back on the rails…”).
Or, in another popular analogy, to save the sinking ship.
Life has a quality which endows things which go on longer with a tendency to continue going on longer. Call it “inertia”, call it the weight of the past, call it what you want - the longer things continue on a course or path, the harder it is to change that course, and the harder it is to recover lost ground.
Hence, the longer the ship continues to sink, the more difficult the task of first slowing, then stopping, the sinking - followed by the laborious process of pumping it out, fixing the damage, and then - finally - setting sail again.
Add to the mix the uncertainty of being able to do it, and you have a recipe for feeling “time’s a-wastin’!”
Because that uncertainty can only increase with time.
Early on, with only a few thousand gallons of water, not only is the task easier, but the certainty of being able to bail out the water before the ship sinks is almost a given.
Once the water has been inflowing for years, and becomes measured not in mere gallons, but in thousands of tons, not only is the task much harder, but the certainty much less.
If the ship is the only ship you have, that’s gotta be worrisome.
And motivational: Let’s get this ship fixed sooner, rather than later.
Why stand by idly, while the future darkens - even as we stand by?
Would that more Americans feel concerned about the future of the ship they’re on.
Would that more Americans feel compelled to get out of the deck chairs, and start to bail - to have the optimism, and the energy, and the grit, and the backbone, and the spirit, and the determination - to save the ship.
To not ask “Can it be done?”, with the odor that if it can’t, there’s no point in trying.
To ask for guarantees is the wrong road to travel.
Life doesn’t give you guarantees. Expect guarantees, and you’ll never do anything, or do anything much, or of worth.
Yet many Americans succumb to the notion of “it’s too late, too late to save the ship” - whether they really believe it - or whether it’s used as a convenient excuse to do nothing (I suspect more of the latter than the former).
“Many”? Too many!
Not understanding, or having forgotten, what being an American is all about.
It’s not about passively accepting something unpleasant (and treading water is definitely gonna be unpleasant). It’s not about tamely submitting - April 19th, 1775 showed us that.
It’s not about “requiring guarantees” - what a namby-pamby attitude that reflects (sorry for the harsh language, hope no kids are reading this!).
Being American is about NOT submitting.
About fighting on - like they did for 8 years during the Rev War - sometimes without hope. Certainly without guarantees.
What is it about the modern American that he requires guarantees before he’ll get off the couch?
Why is it he can’t wake up and see what the future is rapidly shaping up to be?
Why does the modern American prefer the “ostrich head in the sand” approach to life?
Whatever the answer, it’s not an answer which would cover anyone with glory.
Nor add an iota of respect to your opinion of him - in fact, way to the contrary…
The irony is that opinions held by British officers before and during the Rev War - that “Americans are useless, militarily, fit only to be beasts of burden” - were right - only it took two hundred years for it to become ‘right’.
Certainly, the Americans who ran the British out in 8 years of bloody war were not “useless, militarily”.
Yet modern Americans subscribe to notions Neville Chamberlain - once so thoroughly discredited that even I heard about it, in grammer school - would be perfectly comfortable with - even cheered by.
Can we use the word “shameful”?
A word which means not much to modern Americans.
Unfortunately.
Because shame is a great motivator.
As well as a searing description of failure.
Let’s listen in as John Adams expresses his feelings in April, 1777 at the failure of volunteer troops from his home state to show as expected:
I am wearied out, with Expectations that the Massachusetts Troops would have arrived, e’er now, at Head Quarters. — Do our People intend to leave the Continent in the Lurch? Do they mean to submit? or what Fatality attends them? With the noblest Prize in View, that ever Mortals contended for, and with the fairest Prospect of obtaining it upon easy Terms, The People of the Massachusetts Bay, are dead.
Does our State intend to send only half, or a third of their Quota? Do they wish to see another, crippled, disastrous and disgracefull Campaign for Want of an Army? — I am more sick and more ashamed of my own Countrymen, than ever I was before.
Not a pretty picture, for sure.
“With the noblest Prize in View, that ever Mortals contended for, and with the fairest Prospect of obtaining it upon easy Terms, The People of the Massachusetts Bay, are dead.”
Heck, what part of this sentence, if you delete the reference to Massachusetts, would not apply, today? To every American, to all of America.
“The noblest Prize in View” - isn’t that liberty? Freedom? Sovereignty of the citizen (another concept I learned in grammer school, but destined never to heard about in 21st-century America, seemingly).
“…with the fairest Prospect of obtaining it upon easy Terms…” Isn’t that something you could say about today’s America - that notion of “many hands make for light work” - but we don’t have too many hands that aren’t on the couch, sleeping.
“…The People of [of America], are dead.” Now, that’s got to be something sad to say, about your own people.
Are we to take heart, that we’ve been thru this before? And prevailed?
I think not.
Any time you are able to nod your head in agreement with statements like that, you have to recognize that things ‘are in the balance’ - and far from being comfortable about it, you have to understand, almost instinctively, the future is dark.
Why else the distress of John Adams?
Why else should we who are awake and alert not be distressed?
There was a Time Monkey back then, just as there is today. Let things drift, and the opportunity for losing everything increases.
Wish I had a dime for every time I heard an Appleseeder (someone who volunteers to help with the Appleseed program) send his regrets about volunteering for a specific Appleseed because he has “family to visit”, a “wedding to go to”, or his “better half demands he stay home” that weekend.
Can you imagine, if all these people were magically transported back to 4/19/’75 - what scathing remarks would greet those excuses?
Yes, we have to have some moderation - we can’t be fanatics about saving the ship, now, can we?
But sometimes I think there’s an excess of moderation, a little bit too much of “business as usual”.
Because there’s a Time Monkey on my back, urging me on, pestering me with the notion that things are not right, and they are not getting any righter.
Telling me “time is late”, and “time is not on our side”, and - “time’s a-wastin!”
“Drive” is what will save us.
If enough of us see the future, understand the need, and make the determination “it will not be allowed to happen on our watch”, think what would happen.
We just might be able to save the ship.
That “drive” is energy, and time. Energy and time we need to put into saving this country.
“Have to go” to a wedding, instead of an Appleseed? Simply decline, and tell them to invite you to the divorce (after all, aren’t the chances better than 50-50 the precious wedding will end in divorce - so why should you risk the future of the country for such a likely hollow and, ultimately, superficial event?)…
What’s more important: A weekend with the wife? Or saving a nation?
Or, put it another way: Is your wife more important than your country? (Yes, I can hear your laughing, joking remarks - laugh all you want. When you get done, you’re still living on a ship which is sinking.)
The Time Monkey waits for no man.
Ignore him at your peril.
You’re the only one who can save the ship.
Look around. See anyone else doing it?
Except at Appleseed…